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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Sims 2 Pets Cheats Sheet

How many of us, at some stage in life, did not play computer games and even got addicted to some? I surely had my years of glory, chasing enemies in Quake III or in Duke Nukem, trying hard to discover The Secret of Monkey Island, walking in the footsteps of Indiana Jones, playing God with the little Sims, or more recently trying my logic with free sudoku online.

No matter how hard it was, I never thought to look for cheats. I don’t even know if there were any cheats available for my favourite games. The feeling of victory, when the final scene appeared on the computer screen, was so good, after the endless hours, days or even weeks of struggling! I don’t recall myself putting the same amount of passion in none of the real life projects I’ve been a part of.

I’m looking at today’s children (I know I sound like my late grandma) and I wonder every day: 4 years old girl making affiliate sales on her blog about Numberjacks (with a little bit of typing help from her daddy), 12 years old David Wilkinson running TechZi, an already PR5 and 73800 Alexa rank blog, and even my little nephew who is already the father of all Sims and who shared with me his deepest secret: a list of cheat codes of Sims 2 pets, the well-known already patch for Sims 2. This cheat codes list enables changing the pets’ clothings, collars, and even the fur patterns. For all Sims 2 Pets fans, here you can find the list which will make your play even better. To use it, just press F5 to enter the menu, then the Settings button on your screen (the one with two little wheels), then press the key symbol, and in the last menu, press the key symbol again. A text box will appear: input your desired cheat codes there and have fun!

Collars

Black Dot Cats: ZZZ11ZZZ9Q11Q91ZB1A
Black Dot Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQHZ11Q91ZB1A
Black Smiley Cats: ZZZ11ZZQ9Z1AQ91ZB1A
Black Smiley Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZ9QAAQ91ZB1A
Blue Bones Cats: ZZZ11ZZQHZAAQ91ZB1A
Blue Bones Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZHZ11Z91ZB1A
Blue Camouflage Cats: ZZZ11ZZZHQ11Q91ZB1A
Blue Camouflage Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZHZ1AQ91ZB1A
Blue Star Cats: ZZZ11ZZQ9Z11Z91ZB1A
Blue Star Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQHQ11Q91ZB1A
Green Flower Cats: ZZZ11ZZZ9ZA1Q91ZB1A
Green Flower Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQHZ1AQ91ZB1A
Navy Hearts Cats: ZZZ11ZZZ9Z11Q91ZB1A
Navy Hearts Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQ9Z11Q91ZB1A
Orange Diagonal Cats: ZZZ11ZZQ9ZA1Q91ZB1A
Orange Diagonal Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZ9Z11Z91ZB1A
Pink Vertical Strip Cats: ZZZ11ZZQ9QAAQ91ZB1A
Pink Vertical Strip Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZHZA1Q91ZB1A
White Paws Cats: ZZZ11ZZQ9Q1AQ91ZB1A
White Paws Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZ9Q11Z91ZB1A
White Zebra Stripe Cats: ZZZ11ZZZHQ11Z91ZB1A
White Zebra Stripe Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZHZ11Q91ZB1A

Fur Colors

Blue Cats: ZZZ11ZZQHZA1Q91ZB1A
Blue Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQ9Q11Z91ZB1A
Deep Red Cats: ZZZ11ZZQ9QA1Q91ZB1A
Deep Red Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQHQ1AQ91ZB1A
Goofy Cats: ZZZ11ZZQHQ11Z91ZB1A
Goofy Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZHZAAQ91ZB1A
Green Cats: ZZZ11ZZZ9QA1Z91ZB1A
Green Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQHQA1Q91ZB1A
Light Green Cats: ZZZ11ZZZHQ1AQ91ZB1A
Light Green Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZ9Q1AQ91ZB1A
Neon Green Cats: ZZZ11ZZZHQA1Q91ZB1A
Neon Green Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZ9QA1Q91ZB1A
Neon Yellow Cats: ZZZ11ZZZHQAAQ91ZB1A
Neon Yellow Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQ9QA1Z91ZB1A
Pink Cats: ZZZ11ZZQHZ11Z91ZB1A
Pink Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZ9Z1AQ91ZB1A
Purple Cats: ZZZ11ZZQ9ZAAQ91ZB1A
Purple Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQ9ZA1Z91ZB1A

Fur Patterns

Bandit Mask Cats: ZZZ11ZZQHZA1Z91ZB1A
Bandit Mask Dogs: ZZZ11ZZQHQAAQ91ZB1A
Panda Coat Markings Cats: ZZZ11ZZQHQA1Z91ZB1A
Star Coat Markings Cats: ZZZ11ZZZ9ZAAQ91ZB1A
Star Coat Markings Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZ9ZA1Z91ZB1A
Zebra Stripes Dogs: ZZZ11ZZZHQA1Z91ZB1A

Which are your favourite computer games? Did you ever use cheats?

Later edit: I noticed lots of people searching for a way to get a horse as a pet

.

This is how you can obtain your horse:

Entry Location:

Breed selection

L1, R1, X, circle, square, R1, R1, X, X. Many thanks to Games Radar for providing this tip (and a lot more).


Another ‘How To’ Post Every Blogger Must Read

As many journeys in life, the blogging journey begins with learning. With no money and no time, how are we going to do this? Googling helps a lot. Make sure, though, what you wish for, as it may come true. Did you ever google for “how to drive more traffic to your blog”? Out of the 12,500,000 results returned, which are the helpful ones? Google doesn’t know. You have to choose. You’re in charge from there.

I’m going to add now to the Google knowledge portfolio, my list of “how to” blogging questions, answered. After reading it, if your blog is not going to end up in glory, at least you’ll have a big smile on your face.

Question 1: How to drive more traffic to my blog?

Answer: Put your server in the middle of the street.

Question 2: How to make money online?

Answer: Money is made by The National Bank, via their printing house. All you can do is earn it.

Question 3: How to earn money online?

Answer: Do you want to earn it for yourself, or for those teaching you how to earn money online?

Question 4: How to earn money online for my personal use?

Answer: You selfish human being! You want to keep everything for yourself, don’t you? Guys like you are a shame to humanity!

Question 5: How to earn money online, with the purpose of donating them?

Answer: Start by donating some beers to thirsty throats and money will start flowing (how do you think they came up with the term “cash flow”?)

Question 6: How to become a popular figure?

Answer: Please define “popular”. Would “Paris Hilton” match that?

Question 7: How to become the Paris Hilton of blogging?

Answer: Just don’t. Somebody else was there first, and it was not Paris Hilton (if you don’t believe it, google a little bit).

Question 8: How to get to the front page of Digg?

Answer: Just type in your browser digg.com. This should take you straight to the front page of Digg. 99% guaranteed.

Question 9: Is there any question you don’t have an answer?

Answer: Nobody has all the answers. Not even Google.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

We Do Insurance Since 180 Years Ago

Insurance office

Inscription on this car: “We do insurance since 180 years ago.” That’s very clear they do. And they had to make it obvious by using the same car all over this period. Yet, I would think twice before buying my car insurance from this company.

My 5 fingers ranked

Have you ever thought what’s the part of yourself that you love most? Or what you could possibly do with, let’s say, your nose (except from breathing or sticking it into matters that are none of your business)?

For the newest ProBlogger group writing project, I’m going to share with you a top of my five fingers, ranked according to the functionalities they provide and their importance to myself.

5. The Index
This comes the last in top because:

* pointing it towards somebody shows aggressiveness
* it is not nice to use it to point towards anything (at least my mother tried hard to implement this belief in my mind)
* it always stays in the knife’s way when you slice vegetables

4. The Small Finger

* it has a distinct personality, raising each time you attempt to use all five fingers in a collective task
* it never wants to fit inside a glove when you put it in a hurry
* it can be used as a tool, provided that you let its nail to grow long

3. The Ring Finger

* it is the first thing singles of the opposite sex check when they like you at a first glance
* it allows the owner to display the love of her partner (don’t smile, I know some young ladies who do that proudly)
* it makes the whole hand look better, when wearing nice rings

2. The Middle Finger

* very useful when you don’t want to use words to show your disagreement to something (or at least my mother taught me that there are words a girl should never use; for those words, there is always the middle finger)

1. The Thumb

* it is always in opposition to the others, for the benefit of the owner
* it can take you up or down, with a simple twist of the wrist
* if you use it on the StumbleUpon bar (the upright instance), you can share this article with a lot of people

What is your favorite and why?

The cell phones have truly taken over everything. First we were worried about the ringtones, then we had memory cards. Now the cell phones are coming with portable printers too, replacing the conventional camera.

The first recorded IT professional seen at work

From the early times of history, IT professionals did their job pretty much the same way as they do today. Also the users did not change too much. This short movie is about explaining scroll users how to use a book. What do you think?

Amazing trick which can bring you one year free hosting

Water experiment 1If you ever worked for a big company, then maybe you know those “team building” sessions which consisted mainly of playing all kind of games, more or less stupid, followed by wise debriefings, meant to consolidate the team and to make its members to better know each other. Yet, there was a series of games that I found interesting: the ones in which you are given several items and you have to complete a task using only those items.

This is one example of smart game (the best part comes at the end):

Get that coin out of the water without getting yourself wet and without moving the plate

Items given:
- one plate containing a small quantity of water
- one coin, on the bottom of the plate, covered by water
- one candle (this can come from your own candle making production, if you have this hobby)
- one glass
- one lighter

Briefing: you are not allowed to move the plate.

If you want to try it for yourself, stop reading. If you just want to see how it’s done, then here you are:
Step 1: put the candle in the water, not very close to the coin, and light it.

Water experiment 2

Step 2: Put the glass upside down over the lit candle.

Water experiment 3

Step 3: Wait. The candle extinguishes after the oxygen in the glass is burnt, then you will see the water level slowly raising inside the glass. Soon all the water in the plate gets sucked inside the glass, so you can safely take the coin.

Water experiment 4

For making sure you don’t get in touch with water, you can wait a few minutes until the plate and the coin get dry.
If you want to amaze your friends with this trick, try it before, in order to adjust the amount of water you need to use.

The best part comes now: you are challenged!

Contest:

Three of the readers who guess what is the phenomenon that makes this happen and blog about it linking to this post with the anchor phrase cool tips and tricks win one year free hosting with Dreamhost for a domain, with MYSQL database included. I reserve myself the right to choose the winning answers. The other participants who answer correctly will get a free link from this site (PR5).

The contest starts now and it ends on April 30th at midnight (your timezone).

Good luck everybody, and remember the rules:

1. know the answer
2. blog about it
3. link to this post with the anchor text “cool tips and tricks”
4. leave a comment on this page, so I know that you are in

Picture worth a thousand thoughts

I saw recently on The Thinking Blog, a post named Pictures worth a thousand words. I liked very much the idea, and not only that: the whole blog is worth reading, fresh, funny and useful, so I encourage everybody to take a look. Before doing that, take a look at this picture below and give it a thought… or a thousand… or just a smile…

control

How to wash your cat in 13 steps

This post opens the “what you can do with a cat” series, which is going to run here, at All Tips And Tricks, over the next few days. Since I’ve got myself a cute, little kitten, I started to look deeper into pet care and training. I did not succeed to train her on anything yet, but she trained me on toy throwing and hide-and-seek.

Today’s lesson is about washing your cat, and it is illustrated by a demo video. In case you don’t have time to watch it, you can read below the 13 steps to safely wash your cat.

  1. Dress for the occasion
  2. Use glass enclosure
  3. Have supplies in bathtub beforehand
  4. Draw water a little warmer than needed
  5. Find your cat
  6. Speed is essential
  7. Field the cat’s body
  8. Rub vigorously
  9. Only attempt lather and rinse process three times
  10. Dry the cat
  11. Wrap the towel around the cat
  12. Be sure the cat is firmly wrapped in towel before opening bathtub enclosure
  13. In two hours it will be safe to exit the bathroom

Skipping any of those steps may result in injuries and damage. Make sure you use special cat shampoo, because the human ones are not suitable. As an additional advice, which does not show in the video, put a rubber mat on the bathtub floor, so the cat has something to hang on.

Good luck, and send me pictures with your clean cat!

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week. This feeling can be compounded by other problems in one’s personal life, and the result can mean little productivity because of a sour mood. Well humanity does have a lighter side, and this too can be explored on the Internet. Sometimes a little humor or interesting trivia can really take the edge off a bad moment. You’d be surprised at how much comedy and insight is expressed on the Net. I’ve been exploring what’s out there and I just can’t stop laughing. Laughter of course is the ultimate medicine and some believe it to be the highest form of life. My only warning is don’t get hooked on this stuff as your work ethic will probably become worse than ever!

Now, there’s a lot of stuff on the Net and not all of it is positive humor, but you can surf around the undesirable stuff with ease. To give you an idea of some funny sites I discovered, here is a short list but I’m sure there are thousands of others you can find by doing simple word searches: www.bored.com, www.linkydinky.com, www.chickenjoke.com, www.crazyfads.com, www.crazythoughts.com, www.dancingbush.com, and www.stupidvideos.com. I really advise checking out the last site and watching the video entitled ‘Evil penguin2′. This nearly brought tears to my eyes as I already have a soft spot for penguins.
So, you’ve got jokes, funny videos, kooky trivia, strange thoughts and perspectives on different aspects of life, and even the most ‘powerful’ man on Earth-George Bush doing an animated dance imitating John Travolta in ‘Saturday Night Fever’. You’ve really got no reason anymore to sit in front of your computer worrying and wallowing in self-pity. I’ve always thought that humans have put too much emphasis on technological development as opposed to the spiritual side of things. This comedic aspect to the Internet has shown me that people can also be quite clever in more lighthearted endeavors. Some of the ideas on these sites really flip the world upside down and make you question why we do the things the way we do. This could be considered a step forward in our evolution as we see the underlying truths in our cultural systems.

Laughter is the key to humanity reaching a higher level of consciousness. Imagine if everyone on our planet could all be happy enough in one moment to laugh at the same time. The Earth would shake, the seas would rise, and all the animals would stop what they’re doing to join in. The vibration would probably cause a ripple to flow out into space affecting other planetary systems. Then, imagine all the beings of the Universe laughing at one time. We’re talking serious celebrations! We’re talking about black holes folding in on themselves in result of the positive energy wave forces demolishing all negative forces in their path! It’s called the Laughter Revolution, and it might just be the next step for you to take to reach that long awaited goal of happiness. Come on, take a look around, there’s a whole world of funniness just under the surface of our perceived ‘normal’ reality. We have to wake up and smell the cheese…Oh the sweet cheese.

Tip! Realize the internet is the most instant and far-reaching medium in existence. China has over 100 million internet users already and is projected to surpass the US in usage within the next 5 years.

Jesse S. Somer M6.Net
http://www.m6.net Jesse S. Somer is a ‘laughing boy’ hoping to utilize the human-packed comedy hidden in the Internet to morph into a ‘laughing man’. He also hopes to incite others to join in the Laughter Revolution that one day will spread across planet Earth.

Tax Jokes and Quotes

Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if
you are BLIND?

Quote: “Two years ago it was impossible to get through on
the phone to the IRS. Now it’s just hard to get through.
That’s progress.”
-Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

Disappointed that you never had time to write the great
American novel? Don’t fret, just go dig out your past tax
returns.

Quote: “The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after
taxes.”

Under the Freedom of Information Act, a man with a small
business sent a request to the IRS asking if they had a file
on him. The IRS wrote back, “There is now.”

Tip! Writing humor isn’t necessarily easy, but it is great brain exercise. Whether it is easy or not, by using these ‘algorithms,’ anyone can write jokes and riddles.

Quote: “It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with
a smile, but normally cash is required.”

Q: Who audits IRS agents?

Quote: “Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite
as satisfying as an income tax refund.”

Q: How do you drive a CPA insane?

A: Fill out Form 1040EZ.

Quote: “The government deficit is the difference between the
amount of money the government spends and the amount it has
the nerve to collect.”

Why is it that when the IRS loses a tax return, it is
considered a mistake, but when you lose a receipt, it is
considered tax evasion?

Quote: “The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes
are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.”

Tip! Indeed, I would think that a higher-end artificially intelligent robot should be able to think enough to come up with its own jokes that their human companion would indeed laugh at.

Q: How do you humble a person that flaunts their wealth?

A: Have them fill out a tax return.

Quote: “Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you
don’t know when it’s through if you are a crook or a
martyr.”

Q: Why is a tax audit like a tornado?

A: There’s a lot of screaming and you end up losing your house.

Quote: “When are we going to be allowed to list the
government as a dependent?”

People often say death and taxes are the same, but this
is wrong. Death is a taxable event, but taxes never
die.

Richard A. Chapo is with BusinessTaxRecovery.com – providing information on taxes. Visit us to read more articles about tax deductions and our new tax help page.

Jokes and Riddles | How To Write Them

Just listening to or reading jokes and riddles may “wake up” your brain, but it is creating them that really exercises your brainpower. The process requires you to use both logical and lateral thinking skills. How do you do it, then?

Jokes and riddle don’t come to mind randomly. In fact, after watching how many comedians create their routines, I am convinced that they use what I call “humor algorithms”, even if they do so unconsciously. You can learn to do the same, but consciously, and as an interesting brain exercise.

Joke And Riddle Algorithms

One systematic and creative humor algorithm involves starting with a word or a subject, and then fitting it into various joke and riddle “types.” For an example, I’ll start with “chair.” (I really am doing this as I write, so forgive the weak humor that is sure to result.)

The first thing I do is systematically think of all the types of chairs I can, and write them down. After that, I write down a few types of jokes, such as “puns,” “misdirection,” “differences,” and “similarities.” As I do this, it occurs to me that an electric chair might have the most potential for humor (all serious things do). Here is what I could come up with in thirteen minutes:

Tip! Writing humor isn’t necessarily easy, but it is great brain exercise. Whether it is easy or not, by using these ‘algorithms,’ anyone can write jokes and riddles.

Differences: What is the difference between a toilet and a chair? I’m sorry, but if you don’t know, I can’t invite you over to my house!

Misdirection: Why did Charlie hate the chair they gave him for his birthday? Because they gave him the electric chair!

Similarities: What does my dog have in common with a chair? He has four legs and an IQ of zero.

Pun: Why did the customer at the motor vehicles department start rearranging seats after waiting for hours? Because he was the “chair-man of the bored.”

The-Jokes.com Archive of clean, mature, and adult jokes, magic, pranks, quizzes and tests, and joke of the day.

Writing humor isn’t necessarily easy, but it is great brain exercise. Whether it is easy or not, by using these “algorithms,” anyone can write jokes and riddles. Why not give it a try?

Steve Gillman has been studying brainpower and related topics for years. For more humor algorithms, visit the page on writing Jokes and Riddles, and get the Brain Power Newsletter at: http://www.IncreaseBrainPower.com

A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Humor
Lawyer Jokes

Q: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?

A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.

Q: What is the legal definition of “Appeal”?

A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

A: To practice.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 12?

A: Your Honor.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

A: The lawyer charges more.

Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

A: The caterer.

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

A: An offer you can’t understand.

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

A: Senator

Q: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called “Divorced Barbie”?

A: It comes with half of Ken’s things and alimony.

Q: What’s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?

A: Jewelry.

Q: What’s the definition of mixed emotions?

A: Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.

Q: What’s the difference between lawyers and accountants?

A: At least accountants know they’re boring.
Lawyer Stories:

1. A man who had been caught embezzling millions went to a lawyer. His lawyer told him, “Don’t worry. You’ll never go to jail with all that money? In fact, when the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.

2. As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you to think you had died.”

3. God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. Satan heard this, laughed and said, “And where do you think you’re going to find a lawyer?”

4. A lawyer is sitting at the desk in his new office. He hears someone coming to the door. To impress his first potential client, he picks up the phone as the door opens and says, “I demand one million and not a penny less.” As he hangs up, the man now standing in his office says, “I’m here to hook up your phone.”

And finally:

You Might Be A Lawyer If…. You are charging someone to read these jokes.

Richard Chapo is a San Diego business lawyer with http://www.sandiegobusinesslawfirm.com and is rumored to have a sense of humor. Then again, you never know with rumors.

Funny Sayings | Simply Bad Life Tips

Do you ever ask yourself why did I get out of bed today? Is this all there is to life? And where the hack I left my car keys?

Don’t despair; it’s not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I suggest alcohol. If you are still a useful member society (under 30), I gathered some life tips that without a doubt change your life in such a deep and profound way, you won’t even notice!

So with all that said and down, now it’s time to seat down, lean back, open your mind, scratch your tummy, cluck like a chicken and read this pearls of wisdom:

1. Every morning smile to your mirror, but why stop there? Smile to your kitchen table, to your living room sofa and to your iron board. Beware, don’t smile to your dishwasher it may take it as provocation.

2. Always put your smile on. People will assume you are a crazy person and won’t mess with you.

3. Be kind to others, send me money.

4. Live every day like it is your last.Crawl into a corner and cry.

5. Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper!

6. Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.

7. Better to give, than to receive (true only on case of infections).

8. Clothes don’t make the man, but being naked will get you arrested.

9. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, put all of then in the fridge they will last longer.

10. Remember everybody makes mistakes, and you will have the opportunity to laugh on them.

11. Always follow your dreams; just be sure to check that Pamela Anderson is also on board.

12. Give a man a fish and he might take it the wrong way…

13. Honesty is the best policy, at least that what Pamela always telling me.

14. Time is money. Stop reading stupid articles!

Boaz Ben-Dov is really… something. Visit and be a part of his revolutionary funny website!

25 Signs You May Be A Health Freak

While everybody is more or less concerned with his/her own health, some of us are really turning into health freaks, making people around get nervous about the subject. You’ll find below the 25 signs that might make you think you are becoming a health freak:

1. You start mixing your coffee, tea, horlicks, etc – in a shaker.
2. You try to order a protein shake at the cafe.
3. You warm up for 15 mins before you go to bed with your partner.
4. You try to exorcise the 6-pack of beer you have in the fridge.
5. You carry your own low-calorie sweetener in your pocket at all times.
6. A trip to the mall is never complete without visiting a sports/GNC outlet.
7. You wear your gym shoes to the office/work.
8. More than half your clothes are from NIKE/ADIDAS.
9. You remember the names of all the Personal Trainers at your gym.
10. Your heart skips a beat everytime you enter a pharmacy.
11. Your lunch bears a strange resemblance to rabbit food.
12. You’ve watched the entire series of Rocky movies again and again.
13. You know the phone number of your gym by heart.
14. Your shop for groceries more often than your partner. And she’s the woman.
15. At McDonalds, you remove the meat, squeeze out the oil with the help of some serviettes, place the meat back into the burger, and then eat it.
16. You know more about vitamins than the staff at the pharmacy.
17. A part of your home smells like a pharmacy.
18. You forget what white bread tastes like.
19. You’re subscribed to at least ONE health-related mailing list on the web.
20. You’re reading this right now. :P
21. You look forward to your workouts much more than a night out with friends – at a club filled with hot, sweaty women/men (depending on your preference).
22. Your dog always seems more tired than you after you take it for a walk.
23. You check theyogainstructordiaries.blogspot.com every single day to see if she has updated her site or not.
24. You visit EGOnutritions every other day to see whats on offer.. only to realise that they only update their site once in every 2 weeks. Sometimes longer!
25. You are subscribed to my email update.

Josh Stone, also known as DM, is the author behind the site http://www.dailymuscle.com which offers the author’s personal views on real-life fitness, bodybuilding, sports nutrition, cardio, fat loss, training information, and on all things that surrounds fitness.

10 reasons why you shouldn’t go for psychic readings

Almost everybody, once in a lifetime, was tempted to go for psychic readings. Either for matters of love, or for matters of money, the attraction to take a look into the future is irresistible. Yet, this does not bring in the expected happiness, so here there are the 10 reasons why you should refrain from going for psychic readings:

  1. If the psychic tells you something bad is going to happen, you’ll have to live with that thought until the fatidic date passes.
  2. If the bad thing you found out from a psychic reading really happens, you’ll become really frightened that such forces exist amongst us.
  3. If you hear good news to come, you’ll relax, knowing that the good thing will happen. If you relax, then you won’t be able to spot the opportunity of that good thing when it comes, so it will never happen.
  4. You might become addicted to psychic readings and spend a small fortune on that.
  5. Knowing your future makes you want to change it, especially if it does not look as you expect. Then, instead of living your life and enjoying the present moments, you’ll focus on the non-existent yet future, trying to prevent things from happening.
  6. Supposing that psychic qualities really exist, how could you tell a fake psychic from a real one? You need to go for one session, to check, but if it proves right, then you fall under no 1 or no 3 above.
  7. Your friends will laugh behind you.
  8. Your spouse will try hard to make you confess what you heard at your psychic reading.
  9. If a colleague of your children saw you coming out from the psychic’s place, they would feel embarrassed.
  10. Eventually, everybody dies, so why bother with psychic readings?

Bored and beautiful online

It seems that many people nowadays get bored. At home, at work, at school, wherever people are, there is also boredom. Clever marketers speculated this large pool of bored guys and girls, by giving them an occupation online. Some others, bored themselves to death, decided to gather all resources for bored people and put them on a site in the benefit of the community.
Others imagined lists of things to do when you are bored. Unbelievable, they are even rated in terms of amusement potential!

This is an example:
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.

If it happens to you to get bored at work, there is an online remedy even for this.
Bored students also have their share of the world wide web.
Somebody even put together a list of 474 things to do when you are bored. I wonder who doesn’t get bored until they reach the end of the list.
Middle-aged women are getting hooked on card games and puzzles online, says a report quoted by BBC News. So there is now a cure also for bored housewives.

As this tends to become quite a boring post, all that’s left to say is here.